Sunday, October 14, 2012
Thursday, October 11, 2012
Sunday, October 7, 2012
IMAGE & WORDS
HI ALL FROM SF HOPE THIS WORKS
I AM LIBRA THE BALANCE ALWAYS MEASURING THAT IT IS EQUAL
AND I AM ALSO FOR EQUALITY FOR ALL MY SIGN LIBEA REALLY IS ME IN ALL WAYS
WHICH ONE SHALL IT BE HMMMM
I AM LIBRA THE BALANCE ALWAYS MEASURING THAT IT IS EQUAL
AND I AM ALSO FOR EQUALITY FOR ALL MY SIGN LIBEA REALLY IS ME IN ALL WAYS
WHICH ONE SHALL IT BE HMMMM
San Francisco
Wednesday, October 3, 2012
"LEAVING ON A JET PLANE" BUT I KNOW WHEN I'LL BE BACK AGAIN LOL
HI ALL MY ERSTWHILE BLOGGER
AND PHOTOGRAPHER
AND FRIENDS I WILL BE DOING MY YEARLY PILGRIMAGE TO CALIFORNIA AND BEYOND

WILL BE GONE FOR 4 WEEKS MORE OR LESS WILL TAKE LOTS OF LOVELY PHOTOS I HOPE
PLEASE KEEP THE HOME FIRES BURNING AND I WILL REPORT A LOT--

WHEN I ARRIVE THE BLUE ANGELS
WILL BE GREETING ME FOR REAL AND
THE NEXT NIGHT A WONDERFUL BLUE GRASS CONCERT
IN THE PARK HEY THEY KNEW I WAS COMING
OH AND OF COURSE THE REGATTA
STARTING THEIR PRACTICE SAILINGS
AND FLEET WEEK
AND LOTS OF OCTOBER FESTS 
WE WILL OPEN A PROSECO FOR ALL OF YOU MY FRIENDS
WILL BE GONE FOR 4 WEEKS MORE OR LESS WILL TAKE LOTS OF LOVELY PHOTOS I HOPE
PLEASE KEEP THE HOME FIRES BURNING AND I WILL REPORT A LOT--
WHEN I ARRIVE THE BLUE ANGELS
THE NEXT NIGHT A WONDERFUL BLUE GRASS CONCERT
OH AND OF COURSE THE REGATTA
AND FLEET WEEK
WE WILL OPEN A PROSECO FOR ALL OF YOU MY FRIENDS
DEAR RED STATES
Dear Red States...
We've decided we're leaving. We intend to form our own country, and we're taking the other Blue States with us.
In case you aren't aware, that includes Hawaii, Oregon, Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois and all the Northeast. We believe this split will be beneficial to the nation, ...
We've decided we're leaving. We intend to form our own country, and we're taking the other Blue States with us.
In case you aren't aware, that includes Hawaii, Oregon, Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois and all the Northeast. We believe this split will be beneficial to the nation, ...
and especially to the people of the new country of New California.
To sum up briefly: You get Texas, Oklahoma and all the slave states.
We get stem cell research and the best beaches. We get Elliot
Spitzer. You get Ken Lay.
We get the Statue of Liberty. You get Dollywood.
We get Intel and Microsoft. You get WorldCom.
We get Harvard. You get Ole' Miss.
We get 85 percent of America's venture capital and entrepreneurs. You get Alabama.
We get two-thirds of the tax revenue, you get to make the red states pay their fair share.
Since our aggregate divorce rate is 22 percent lower than the
Christian Coalition's, we get a bunch of happy families. You get a
bunch of single moms.
With the Blue States in hand, we will have firm control of 80 percent of the country's fresh water, more than 90 percent of the pineapple and lettuce, 92 percent of the nation's fresh fruit, 95 percent of America's quality wines (you can serve French wines at state dinners) 90 percent of all cheese, 90 percent of the high tech industry, most of the U.S. low-sulfur coal, all living redwoods, sequoias and condors, all the Ivy and Seven Sister schools, plus Harvard, Yale, Stanford, Cal Tech and MIT.
With the Red States, on the other hand, you will have to cope with 88 percent of all obese Americans (and their projected health care
costs), 92 percent of all U.S. mosquitoes, nearly 100 percent of the
tornadoes, 90 percent of the hurricanes, 99 percent of all Southern
Baptists, virtually 100 percent of all televangelists, Rush Limbaugh,
Bob Jones University, Clemson and the University of Georgia.
We get Hollywood and Yosemite, thank you.
Additionally, 38 percent of those in the Red states believe Jonah was actually swallowed by a whale, 62 percent believe life is sacred unless we're discussing the death penalty or gun laws, 44 percent say that evolution is only a theory, 53 percent that Saddam was involved in 9/11 and 61 percent of you crazy b*****ds believe you are people with higher morals then we lefties.
By the way, we're taking the good pot, too. You can have that dirt
weed they grow in Mexico.
Peace out,
Blue States
To sum up briefly: You get Texas, Oklahoma and all the slave states.
We get stem cell research and the best beaches. We get Elliot
Spitzer. You get Ken Lay.
We get the Statue of Liberty. You get Dollywood.
We get Intel and Microsoft. You get WorldCom.
We get Harvard. You get Ole' Miss.
We get 85 percent of America's venture capital and entrepreneurs. You get Alabama.
We get two-thirds of the tax revenue, you get to make the red states pay their fair share.
Since our aggregate divorce rate is 22 percent lower than the
Christian Coalition's, we get a bunch of happy families. You get a
bunch of single moms.
With the Blue States in hand, we will have firm control of 80 percent of the country's fresh water, more than 90 percent of the pineapple and lettuce, 92 percent of the nation's fresh fruit, 95 percent of America's quality wines (you can serve French wines at state dinners) 90 percent of all cheese, 90 percent of the high tech industry, most of the U.S. low-sulfur coal, all living redwoods, sequoias and condors, all the Ivy and Seven Sister schools, plus Harvard, Yale, Stanford, Cal Tech and MIT.
With the Red States, on the other hand, you will have to cope with 88 percent of all obese Americans (and their projected health care
costs), 92 percent of all U.S. mosquitoes, nearly 100 percent of the
tornadoes, 90 percent of the hurricanes, 99 percent of all Southern
Baptists, virtually 100 percent of all televangelists, Rush Limbaugh,
Bob Jones University, Clemson and the University of Georgia.
We get Hollywood and Yosemite, thank you.
Additionally, 38 percent of those in the Red states believe Jonah was actually swallowed by a whale, 62 percent believe life is sacred unless we're discussing the death penalty or gun laws, 44 percent say that evolution is only a theory, 53 percent that Saddam was involved in 9/11 and 61 percent of you crazy b*****ds believe you are people with higher morals then we lefties.
By the way, we're taking the good pot, too. You can have that dirt
weed they grow in Mexico.
Peace out,
Blue States
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